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These are some lies we made up about Arab.
A lady having a machete in her head has been spotted on several occasions trying to find a map next to a parked Nissan in an Arab parking lot on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can frequently be observed scooping out an outlet at midnight on a lawn in Arab.
A giant reptile may be spotted very often at Pine Lake Dam at midnight burning an object.
A drifting ghost has once in a while been noticed seated at the dining table in an Arab apartment slurping blood from a jar. It has been declared that this individual ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise folks who come seeking ghosts in Arab.
A massive frog is from time to time witnessed scrutinizing Cold Springs Gap in detail late at night.
A colossal rhinoceros has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances staring over Norrell Sink around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has often been noticed stopping by Long
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Point at midnight.
An ET from the cosmos is frequently seen wandering through a trailer in Arab.
A giant snake has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions throwing chunks of concrete into the flow at Berry Creek on a dark night.
Christopher Columbus may frequently be made out near Ragsdale Falls at midnight sobbing.
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huge vicuna may be witnessed very frequently on the top of Pritchett Mountain around midnight gazing at the panorama.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has sometimes been seen mounted on a llama by a road right next door to Arab.
A space man from planet Mercury is every now and then made out striding through a building in the vicinity of Arab.
The phantom of an airplane pilot has supposedly been noticed on one or two instances by the entrance to Buck's Pocket State Park scaring people. If you listen to what the people who live here assert, this ghost may perhaps be a well-known days gone by native of Arab.
A Seismosaurus can every now and then be made out at Little River Canyon National Preserve rearranging orbs about.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was spotted at a public phone in Arab making a phone call.
An ET showed up looking furiously at the observer down a secluded highway right next door to Arab around midnight.
An enormous impala was observed standing
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by a desolate highway near Arab.
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Ghost Sightings From Arab
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Ghost Sightings From Arab
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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