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These are some lies we made up about Anniston.
The spirit of a youthful guy sporting a denim jacket has regularly been made out watching TV in an Anniston living room late at night. A local man argues that this ghost may be the spirit of a local who died here in Anniston long ago.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship is repeatedly distinguished eating a fish up on Baltzell Mountains.
A space invader from planet Venus is known to have been distinguished on several instances on an Anniston street in the early morning hours.
A beheaded gentleman may repeatedly be distinguished hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Anniston. One of the people who live here confidently declares that this spirit is perhaps the undeceased spirit of a resident who used to have a house here in Anniston. No matter what people express, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling spirit that you would not want to bump into on a dark night.
An extremely large pony can be observed very frequently drinking
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water from Blue Spring before dawn.
A woman with her left arm and left leg removed has once in a while been seen in the early morning hours drifting along Cave Creek. Nevertheless, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to bump into.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has allegedly
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been perceived on numerous instances gazing at the water by Finks Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
William Shakespeare can from time to time be perceived climbing out of Leatherwood Slough covered in slime late in the night.
A colossal lamb was distinguished burying a cadaver by a large rock in Askew Field before dawn.
The martian commander of a UFO came into sight studying Bain Gap in detail after midnight.
A very large reindeer was spotted meditating on the water's edge of Choccolocco Number 11 Lake.
An army uniform walking around without a body in it came into view scaring folks right by Cheaha State Park. Frightened by the witnesses the ghost receded into the shadows.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was observed looking at an old man snoozing in an armchair in a flat in Anniston.
An extraterrestrial from another world has repeatedly been spotted in a grocery store in the Anniston area.
An extraterrestrial is regularly distinguished crawling up from a storm drain on an Anniston
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Ghost Sightings From Anniston
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Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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