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These are some lies we made up about Andalusia.
An martian voyager from deep space is known to have been perceived on one or two instances going berserk before sunrise on a park bench in Andalusia.
A giant beaver can often be perceived hollowing out a gap in Conecuh Recreation Area in the early morning hours.
A beheaded man may be witnessed frequently stacking chunks of concrete at B O Gunter Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A female with her legs sliced off has every now and then been noticed resting at the kitchen counter in an Andalusia mobile home burning a shoe.
Johann Sebastian Bach has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions searching for an object by Adams Creek.
A space invader from space can every now and then be observed walking through a flat in Andalusia.
The alien mechanic of a UFO has regularly been spotted striding through a residence in the vicinity of Andalusia.
An martian vacationer from deep space is frequently observed smoking a cigar
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at Conecuh National Forests.
The spirit of a guy gripping a blood-covered axe is known to have been seen on one or two instances in a phone booth in Andalusia talking on the telephone.
An armed forces outfit marching around lacking a body in it may frequently be distinguished holding a headbone by a deserted highway close to Andalusia
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after midnight. No matter what, it indisputably is a chilling ghost that should be shunned.
A space alien from the Moon can be observed over and over again being in an empty structure in Andalusia.
A space invader from another world is now and then seen being carried by a bike on a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Andalusia.
A gargantuan burro has been perceived on one or two instances in a residence in Andalusia.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can every now and then be witnessed in an Andalusia home.
A space man from planet Mars was observed strolling down a deserted highway close to Andalusia.
An alien from another galaxy showed up resting on a couch in a trailer outside Andalusia.
A massive hartebeest was witnessed very late at night running after a passing VW on a shadowy road near Andalusia.
A space invader materialized in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
An martian traveler
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from the cosmos was spotted by a man fishing by a lake near Andalusia.
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Ghost Sightings From Andalusia
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Ghost Sightings From Andalusia
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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