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These are some lies we made up about Altoona.
A colossal sloth was perceived in a desolate location close to Altoona.
The martian commander of a UFO was spotted on the shore of Jenkins Number One Lake weeping.
An martian explorer from the cosmos has repeatedly been perceived on the highest spot of Bald Hill in the early morning hours looking at the vista.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury has been observed on one or two occasions looking by Bristow Creek.
The ghost of a destitute man may frequently be spotted in Battle Gap at the stroke of midnight attempting to capture something. Locals who have spotted this ghost allege this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Altoona many years ago.
A space invader from deep space may be perceived very frequently flying across The Sink at night.
A scary being has sometimes been made out trying to get cars to stop by a murky road in the vicinity of Altoona. Local people argue that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying
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unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Altoona.
A space invader is once in a while spotted terrifying folks down near Cove Spring in the early morning hours.
A giant sheep has purportedly been observed on a handful of instances giving a directed visit of Chandler Natural Bridge to a group of spirits very late at night.
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spirit of a silver-miner can from time to time be noticed sipping unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Altoona. A local person asserts that this spirit might be a recognized old days inhabitant of Altoona.
A lady with a moderately see-through body has repeatedly been distinguished at Chandler Mountain Dam at night taking pleasure in the scenery.
A gigantic leopard is frequently observed in Rolling Fields after midnight yelling at the bystander to disappear.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been perceived on a small number of occasions conversing into the night as if somebody besides was near. Whichever way, this is an unfriendly spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A minotaur may be witnessed frequently walking a Pit Bull before sunrise on a shadowy Altoona residential street.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has occasionally been spotted watching movies in an Altoona living room at midnight.
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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