Altoona   These are some lies we made up about Altoona. A space invader from Venus is repeatedly spotted in an Altoona area grocery store, pacing the aisles. A gargantuan newt has been said to have been observed on a few occasions pointing at the eye witness on the shore of Jenkins Number One Lake.      A dinosaur can frequently be spotted having a seat at a coffee table in an Altoona home shouting at the onlooker to go away. A space invader from the cosmos may be made out time and again flinging chunks of concrete up on Bald Hill. A space man has from time to time been spotted late at night floating down on Bristow Creek. A guy's body with the head of a dog is sometimes made out studying Battle Gap in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.   More Lies About Altoona On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Altoona Submit a lie about Altoona, Alabama: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Alabama Fun things to do in and near Altoona.   Alabama International Dragway,  Amusement Park, Steele, 8 miles away Frank's Miniature Golf,  Mini Golf, Boaz, 14 miles away Thunder Alley Bowling,  Bowling, Boaz, 14 miles away PUTT PUTT Golf & Games,  Mini Golf, Rainbow City, 15 miles away Paradise Bowling Lanes,  Bowling, Rainbow City, 18 miles away Other untruthful towns near Altoona, Alabama: Walnut Grove, Alabama, 2 miles away Gallant, Alabama, 5 miles away Horton, Alabama, 9 miles away Steele, Alabama, 10 miles away Ashville, Alabama, 11 miles away Boaz, Alabama, 13 miles away Albertville, Alabama, 15 miles away Attalla, Alabama, 17 miles away Guntersville, Alabama, 18 miles away Ohatchee, Alabama, 24 miles away Ghost Sightings From Altoona