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These are some lies we made up about Alpine.
A gargantuan porcupine came into sight trying to conceal a cadaver in Greasy Head Swamp late at night.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed reflecting in Dark Hollow late at night.
Alexander the Great emerged in a building outside Alpine.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was perceived by Oxbow Bend shouting names of people.
A body with a skeleton face in murky robes was made out pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of Baker Branch on a dark night. This exact spirit has been seen over and over again in this area.
A massive lamb has repeatedly been noticed on the apex of Andeluvia Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise monitoring the vista.
An alien from the cosmos is regularly seen at Donahoo Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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