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These are some lies we made up about Alma.
An enormous lovebird may be spotted repeatedly at night checking out California Bar in detail.
An enormous armadillo is from time to time noticed trashing a map by a wild road close to Alma at the stroke of midnight.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions trying to locate a bag in the center of Baileys Creek.
The ghost of the driver of a train may every so often be perceived late at night checking out Choctaw Bend.
A woman devoid of a head has often been seen smoking a pipe up on Grove Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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