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These are some lies we made up about Aliceville.
The phantom of a chained up guy has been seen on many instances pushing orbs around by Dead River.
An martian vacationer from another world can be distinguished often calling out people's names in Westervelt Game Reserve at the stroke of midnight.
A very large capybara has from time to time been noticed turning toward the witness in Catfish Bar at the stroke of midnight.
Johann Sebastian Bach is once in a while observed at C S Stirling Junior Dam very late at night staring furiously at the watcher.
A colossal hamster has supposedly been made out on many instances before sunrise visiting Catfish Bend.
An ET from Venus may from time to time be noticed going out of control by Bear Creek.
A Pterodactyl has repeatedly been made out in a desolate zone in the neighborhood of Aliceville.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is repeatedly spotted spitting at passing cars by the side of a murky road close to Aliceville.
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extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft has purportedly been distinguished on numerous instances posting a postcard at an Aliceville post office.
The ghost of a street bum may repeatedly be perceived speaking into the thin air as if somebody else was present. Whatever folks express, it is certainly a creepy ghost that you do not want
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to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous porpoise has from time to time been observed in Lake Lurleen State Park near the park headquarters gulping apple juice.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world is every so often perceived peeping through apartment windows in Aliceville on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Aliceville
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Ghost Sightings From Aliceville
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
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