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These are some lies we made up about Alexandria.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief is once in a while distinguished by Alexandria Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise reading a tabloid.
A pitch black bat that transformed into a lady has supposedly been observed on frequent occasions by Coley Dam around midnight looking at the water. Whatever folks utter, this is a bad spirit that any rational person would not want to come across.
The ghost of a young-looking female outfitted as a house keeper can sometimes be made out trying to conceal a cadaver in Leatherwood Slough before sunrise. Either way, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a dispossessed man has frequently been perceived in a sail boat on Doss Lake struggling to exclaim something. Residents here who have spotted this ghost say this ghost can be the spirit of a local who died here in Alexandria in the past.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft
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is repeatedly distinguished by Alexandria Creek flashing a lamp.
The ghost of a young cowboy has been seen on a small number of occasions terrifying folks in Alexandria Valley before sunrise. A woman who lives here declares that this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated old days resident of Alexandria. In any event, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that is preferably not upset.
A gargantuan woodchuck may frequently be witnessed on the summit of Brook Mountain before sunrise glancing at the view.
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Ghost Sightings From Alexandria
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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