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These are some lies we made up about Alabaster.
A gigantic whale can every now and then be made out in an Alabaster residence.
An alien from planet Saturn was spotted shouting by Blue Spring late in the night.
A space alien from the cosmos was distinguished struggling out of Ruffin Swamp soaked in mud at night.
A space alien was noticed trying to utter something at Caddell Lake Dam at midnight.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has repeatedly been distinguished fly fishing from the shore of Lake Melaken very late at night.
A space man from the cosmos is regularly noticed contemplating up on Johnson Mountain.
The alien commander of a flying saucer has purportedly been noticed on numerous instances frightening folks in Bailey Brook.
An alien vacationer from another planet can frequently be observed by Moss Bend pushing orbs about.
A gentleman's body with the head of a dog can be distinguished over and over again looking menacing in Hoover Metropolitan Stadium around midnight.
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Triceratops has sometimes been seen appearing in a bathroom mirror.
An extremely large coati has been made out on a few instances at night checking out Brock Gap in detail.
Rapunzel may now and then be perceived sitting in an armchair in a building in close proximity to Alabaster.
The ghost of a guy carrying a sword has repeatedly
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been seen before sunrise rushing after a passing Chevy on a murky highway next to Alabaster. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost likes scaring foolhardy people who dare to disturb the calm in Alabaster. Whatever folks articulate, it's undoubtedly a chilling spirit that should be left alone.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly seen swallowing blood from a mug in Oak Mountain State Park quite near the ranger station.
A very large warthog has purportedly been made out on several occasions watering plants in the back yard of a mobile home in Alabaster.
The phantom of a woman having letters engraved into her nose can often be observed seated on a stool in a home in Alabaster. According to what the local residents allege, this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who died here in Alabaster many years ago. Anyhow, this spirit sure is chilling; one that is preferably not disrupted.
An ET can be distinguished frequently smoking a pipe underneath a lamppost in Alabaster.
An martian
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tourist from deep space has every now and then been spotted browsing through a closet in the bedroom of an Alabaster mobile home before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Alabaster
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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