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  There are many carriages or ''vehicles,'' if you will, that will from time to time appear behind a motorist seemingly out of nowhere. Most people who have encountered these apparitions describe a blinding ''blue'' light. They will want you to pull over where they will proceed to disembowel your vehicle and wallet. Best to stay off 31 and 119, especially after dark and around holidays. Don't ever look in your rearview mirror and do not engage them.

I don't know if I fully believe this huge claim but the old-timers say these are the spirits Jesus Christ cast into the swine. As a side note to all
    you bubbas, that ride around with your dogs in the back of your $80 000 trucks be warned: they have a lustful predisposition towards ventilating man's best friend, so if he is your best friend, best to
leave him home or let him ride shotgun (since 9 times out of 10, it's empty anyways).
Submitted by Marty
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These are some lies we made up about Alabaster.

An alien from another planet was spotted sitting in a chair in a home in Alabaster.

An alien appeared downing water from Blue Spring late in the night.

A headless gentleman was perceived climbing out of Ruffin Swamp drenched in slime before sunrise. The onlooker was frightened and ran away.
 

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