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These are some lies we made up about Akron.
A sizeable scary dragon was observed yelling down next to Chalaybeate Spring before dawn.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head became visible struggling to dump a dead body in Martin Slough very late at night. When the spirit was witnessed it disappeared into the night. One thing's for guaranteed, it undeniably is a chilling ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to run into.
The armor of a medieval knight lacking a human being inside was made out at the stroke of midnight studying Bohannons Bar in detail. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being made out. In any event, this phantom indisputably is frightening; one that should be shunned.
A partially translucent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a freight ship was distinguished flickering a flash light by Bohannons Cutoff. When made out the ghost came close to the watcher who then ran off.
A large scary ghost has frequently been made out pulling a corpse from the ice cold
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water of Allen Branch late at night. If you talk to the people who live here, this phantom loves frightening foolhardy folks who come seeking phantoms in Akron. No matter what, it's a creepy spirit that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Akron
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Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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