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These are some lies we made up about Adger.
A woman alight, holding a kerosene container is often seen checking out Al Hollow in detail before sunrise. It has been asserted that this particular spirit is that of a person who dwelled here in Adger before the present. Anyway, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that you do not want to run into very late at night.
The spirit of a young-looking air force pilot has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances glancing at the sight from the pinnacle of Betty Hill before dawn. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A gigantic walrus may repeatedly be seen at Big Branch on a dark night throwing bricks into the current.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer can be spotted very often traveling on a motorbike on a gloomy highway next to Adger.
An alien voyager from another solar system has now and then been spotted staring at the water by Lock Number Twelve on a dark night.
A woman with
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a green face is once in a while made out after midnight heading a conducted trip of Dunns Bend to a troop of spirits.
A guy with a sword in his head is known to have been witnessed on frequent instances in a house in Adger.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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