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A space alien from another planet has been noticed on frequent occasions in Capsey Canyon very late at night digging a hollow.

The martian captain of an unidentified flying object can from time to time be noticed in a hardware store in the Addison vicinity.

A guy's body having the head of a donkey was noticed looking at the panorama at Brushy Creek Lake Dam before dawn. This spirit is exceptionally active in this neighborhood; there have been one or two other accounts of this precise spirit. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost may be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Addison some time ago. Any which way, it's a chilling phantom that should be stayed away from.

The spirit of a gentleman grasping a sword appeared consuming a tomato in Brushy Creek Recreational Area around midnight. The observer ran away when he witnessed the ghost. Scores of folks who live here say this ghost is most likely the undeceased ghost of a resident
 
    who used to dwell here in Addison. In any event, it is in all certainty a menacing phantom that is rather not messed with.

An alien traveler from another world was noticed drinking gasoline by Beasley Bend.

 

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A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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