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An extremely large moose is frequently observed browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Windsor Heights residence at night.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions gazing in Blockhouse Hollow late at night.
An ET can frequently be seen heaving pebbles into the current at Blockhouse Run very late at night.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every now and then been spotted at Cardinal Fly Ash Retention Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise attempting to grab something.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet is every now and then made out near Court Spring at the stroke of midnight contemplating.
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Ghost Sightings From Windsor Heights
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Ghost Sightings From Windsor Heights
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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