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These are some lies we made up about Williamsburg.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has been said to have been made out on several occasions yelling at the viewer to disappear beside Castret Spring very late at night.
A space man from another planet has repeatedly been witnessed fluttering across Chestnut Flat at night.
Ludwig van Beethoven is often witnessed in Raders Valley late in the night piling bricks.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been seen on several occasions emerging in a closet mirror.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady can repeatedly be made out eating an apple mid stream in Beech Run.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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