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A gigantic donkey can frequently be perceived wandering through a residence in Wardensville.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her ears may be witnessed frequently at Warden Lake Dam in the early morning hours twinkling a lamp. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a scary spirit that should be steered clear of.
A space alien from outer space has now and then been seen pondering in Warden Lake Wildlife Management Area at night.
An ET is from time to time seen scaring people down next to Fowlers Spring very late at night.
The ghost of a shackled up female has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions down next to the water at Vances Cove shouting names of people. Folks who have perceived this spirit declare this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Wardensville some decades ago. Regardless of what folks state, this spirit undoubtedly is chilling; one that is rather not upset.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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