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A space invader from the cosmos may every so often be distinguished trying to locate a photo next to a parked truck in a Volga parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief was witnessed before sunrise marveling at Millers Bend. When the observer appeared the ghost escaped.
A colossal tapir showed up howling at the watcher to beat it in Audra State Park by the park headquarters.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady was seen going crazy in Audra State Park on a dark night. The phantom mumbled about revenging a homicide. One of the people who live here steadfastly asserts that this ghost likes startling foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Volga.
An extremely large guanaco came into sight glancing at the vista from the peak of Deen Knob before sunrise.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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