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A colossal duckbill may now and then be perceived articulating into the air as if someone besides was near.
William Shakespeare has frequently been spotted at Neds Branch Refuse Bank Dam late at night taking in the vista.
A space invader from Pluto is frequently seen scrutinizing Argus Hollow in detail before sunrise.
An enormous dromedary can regularly be distinguished smoking a pipe down at the water at Joe Point.
A Yeti may be observed very often walking a Rottweiler before dawn on a gloomy Verner street.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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