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These are some lies we made up about Sumerco.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief has frequently been made out looking for somebody by Pinnacle Rock.
A huge salamander has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions hauling a headbone in Hilbert Wildlife Management Area at midnight.
A black rat that shape-shifted into a female can be observed frequently shouting up on the summit of Blue Knob. One thing's for certain, it sure is a bloodcurdling phantom that should be shunned.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system has every so often been seen looking at the water by Jack Smith Branch Refuse Bank Dam very late at night.
An ET from Pluto is from time to time spotted drifting down on Angel Branch at night.
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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