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Issac Newton has occasionally been distinguished going crazy down beside Blue Sulphur Spring around midnight.
A huge weasel is from time to time perceived on the top of Bennett Mountain before dawn surveying the vista.
The ghost of a pregnant female has been said to have been made out on numerous occasions stacking bricks in Alum Rock Hollow in the early morning hours. If you listen to what the folks who live here declare, this spirit can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Smoot some decades ago.
The spirit of a young-looking man having on a denim jacket was seen swallowing blood from a bottle by Alum Run. This precise spirit has been made out repeatedly in this place. Scores of residents say this phantom may be a distinguished days gone by inhabitant of Smoot.
A headless gentleman became visible pacing through a residence next to Smoot. There are further reports with reference to this ghost in the area. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant ghost that you would not want to run into in the early morning hours.
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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