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These are some lies we made up about Shanks.
A massive pig has every now and then been made out devouring a burger beside Everett Fruit Farm Spring before dawn.
The ghost of an old prospector with a big mustache and a hook instead of his hand is now and then made out gulping milk up on the highest spot of Ford Hill. Some of the residents declare this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Shanks in the past.
The phantom of an elderly female gripping a revolver is known to have been observed on a small number of instances smoking a cigar in Bell Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
Thumbelina was spotted reading a tabloid at Boone Farms Lake Dam on a dark night.
A giant dog showed up at Bearwallow Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise flinging stones into the current.
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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