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These are some lies we made up about Seth.
An enormous rhinoceros is frequently made out in Drawdy Falls Roadside Park on a dark night flinging stones.
A large menacing dragon is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances examining Burgess Hollow in detail at night.
An alien from planet Venus may frequently be witnessed staring at the water by Curtis Branch Dam around midnight.
A space alien from space can be made out frequently devouring a hotdog up on the peak of Bee Mountain.
The ghost of a hobo has occasionally been noticed downing root beer in the center of Bennett Fork. People here who have perceived this spirit declare this spirit may be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Seth some decades ago. Either way, it's a creepy ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Seth
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Ghost Sightings From Seth
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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