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A space invader from planet Mercury was made out looking for a box beneath a parked pickup in a Rock View parking lot before dawn.
A guy's body with the head of a dog emerged glugging down water from Clarence Stewart Spring very late at night. When the ghost was observed it faded away into the air. One thing's for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling phantom that any sensible person wouldn't wish to meet.
The phantom of a man carrying a sword was perceived in Bailey Branch gripping a human skull. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being seen. Nevertheless, this phantom certainly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A female with larvae crawling out of her eyes emerged weeping at Joes Branch Refuse Impoundment Dam around midnight. Panic stricken by the bystanders the spirit made its way into the darkness.
The ghost of a female with a knife in her back was noticed staring in Cow Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise. When seen the ghost came close to the watcher who then fled.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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