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These are some lies we made up about Reynoldsville.
A giant coati may be noticed very often in Phoenix Hollow late in the night smoking a pipe.
An enormous koodoo is once in a while seen reading a magazine down near Flowers Spring around midnight.
A luminous human body has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions pacing from mobile home to mobile home very late at night on a Reynoldsville street. One of the people who live here definitely claims that this ghost is that of a person who had a home here in Reynoldsville in the past. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that any rational person would not want to come across.
The spirit of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a leather jacket may every now and then be distinguished sniveling at Clarksburg Water Works System Dam at the stroke of midnight. Whatever folks state, it certainly is a frightening ghost that should be let alone.
An ET from planet Venus has frequently been distinguished staring at the water's edge at Buffalo Creek Reservoir.
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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