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A very large antelope may frequently be observed staring at the water by London Lock at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a man having satanic symbols etched into his foot may be noticed frequently going out of control in Banner Hollow late at night.
A space man from planet Jupiter has once in a while been perceived washing a blood-covered pair of pants in Danny Beasley Spring late in the night.
The ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion is now and then made out dispatching a package at a Pratt post office.
A woman lacking a head has purportedly been seen on many instances piling boulders in Calvert Field very late at night.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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