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These are some lies we made up about Peach Creek.
The martian navigator of a UFO has been seen on a handful of instances seeking a map by a streetlamp in Peach Creek.
An alien from Saturn has frequently been spotted slurping chlorine in Bandmill Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from another world is regularly observed smoking a cigar in Chief Logan State Park before sunrise.
A gigantic okapi has allegedly been seen on many instances discussing into the night by Aldrich Branch.
A decapitated man may regularly be seen at Mud Fork Refuse Dam around midnight reading a pamphlet.
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Ghost Sightings From Peach Creek
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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