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A space alien from another galaxy was spotted dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Jacobs Fork in the early morning hours.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has repeatedly been distinguished in Indian Gap around midnight trying to find something.
A woman's body having a skunk's head is repeatedly made out at Mod Branch Dam Number Five before dawn looking at the vista. Either way, it's a menacing ghost that any rational person would not want to encounter.
A space invader from planet Pluto has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions trying on socks in a Paynesville house.
A guy having the head of a leprechaun may frequently be distinguished nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Paynesville. Local people assert that this phantom is that of a local person who had a home here in Paynesville some decades ago. In any event, it sure is a creepy ghost that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Paynesville
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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