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These are some lies we made up about Palestine.
A gigantic canary has occasionally been made out very late at night exploring Buffalo Hollow in detail.
A lady with a knife in her head is sometimes perceived up on the peak of Jephany Knob looking angrily at the watcher. One of the people who live here determinedly argues that this ghost likes frightening foolish people who come trying to find ghosts in Palestine.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has supposedly been noticed on several instances marching through a building in Palestine.
A drifting ghost can now and then be made out pulling a cadaver across the ground in Grace Community Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that you don't want to come across after midnight.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter was spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise floating down Ballard Run. When the spirit was noticed it disappeared into the thin air. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Palestine
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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