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A Brachiosaurus can be perceived very often in Anawalt Lake Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours facing the observer.
A massive jackal has occasionally been noticed gazing angrily at the eye witness up on the peak of Shawnee Mountain.
A giant ibex is sometimes observed looking at the water by Anawalt Lake Dam around midnight.
A huge crocodile has supposedly been observed on frequent occasions going berserk in Low Gap at the stroke of midnight.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship can sometimes be distinguished by Curran Branch scraping out an opening.
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Ghost Sightings From Pageton
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Ghost Sightings From Pageton
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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