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The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object is every now and then distinguished taking a rest at a table in a Paden City home howling.
A space man from planet Neptune may every so often be perceived gazing at the sight from the peak of Boston Hill late at night.
The ghost of an eight feet high enormous giant has regularly been perceived before dawn giving a directed expedition of Glenn Rocks to a cluster of ghosts.
An extremely large gazelle is frequently spotted flickering a flash light in Brooklyn Park after midnight.
A gigantic tapir has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions at Hannibal Locks And Dam at midnight startling folks.
The ghost of a young girl can frequently be distinguished flinging chunks of concrete into Tubaugh Lake before dawn.
A character with a skeleton face wearing murky robes can be perceived time and again in Hooks Bar late at night looking bloodcurdling.
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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