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These are some lies we made up about Oceana.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is every so often seen in Laurel Park late at night covering a corpse by a sizeable rock.
An alien from the Moon has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions beside Kimbrell Water Works Spring at midnight staring.
Napoleon Bonaparte can from time to time be perceived glancing across Chestnut Flats late at night.
A space alien from deep space has often been spotted at Johns Branch Number One Dam late in the night attempting to grip something.
The ghost of a young gentleman having on a confederate uniform is frequently made out at Acord Branch at the stroke of midnight hurling rocks into the stream.
An enormous otter has purportedly been seen on one or two occasions in Adkins Gap at the stroke of midnight terrifying people.
The phantom of a hobo may repeatedly be spotted up on Burning Rock yelling people's names.
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Ghost Sightings From Oceana
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Ghost Sightings From Oceana
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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