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A big frightening spirit came into view going crazy at Anawalt Lake Dam before sunrise. The ghost spoke of avenging a killing. Scores of local residents declare this ghost is the struggling soul of a long dead Northfork person who lived here. In any case, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that is rather not messed with.
A space alien from another planet was seen in the early morning hours before sunrise scrutinizing Peeled Chestnut Gap in detail.
A huge roebuck was noticed on the apex of Coaldale Mountain on a dark night examining the scenery.
An ET was seen hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Northfork.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been perceived looking for a map by Coal Run.
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Ghost Sightings From Northfork
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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