|
| |
New Richmond, West Virginia Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about New Richmond.
A colossal alpaca can be spotted very often on a New Richmond street on a dark night.
A space alien has sometimes been spotted staring at the water by Joes Branch Refuse Impoundment Dam around midnight.
A centaur is sometimes witnessed dragging a body from the chilly water of Baldwin Branch late in the night.
An martian traveler from another solar system may every so often be seen in Big Hollow at the stroke of midnight looking scary.
A space man from planet Venus was observed looking crossly at the observer near Clarence Stewart Spring late in the night.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From New Richmond
Submit a lie about New Richmond, West Virginia:
Other untruthful towns near New Richmond, West Virginia:
Pineville, West Virginia, 4 miles away
Rock View, West Virginia, 4 miles away
Bud, West Virginia, 6 miles away
Kimball, West Virginia, 7 miles away
Keystone, West Virginia, 8 miles away
Worth, West Virginia, 8 miles away
Wyoming, West Virginia, 8 miles away
Kyle, West Virginia, 8 miles away
Herndon, West Virginia, 9 miles away
Jesse, West Virginia, 9 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
West Virginia
|
Ghost Sightings From New Richmond
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
MORE JOKES
|
