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These are some lies we made up about Mineral Wells.
An extremely large dingo has been distinguished on several instances on the summit of Butcher Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise observing the panorama.
A colossal leopard may from time to time be seen sending an envelope at a Mineral Wells post office.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot has repeatedly been made out downing unleaded from a fuel pump at a gas station in Mineral Wells.
A gigantic anteater is repeatedly observed articulating into the thin air as if somebody else was there.
A young girl wearing a blood-covered dress has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances by Butcher Bend startling people.
An ET from another world can repeatedly be seen walking a Bulldog late at night on a murky Mineral Wells avenue.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be made out frequently floating along Congress Creek late in the night.
A woman with a green face has now and then
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been noticed in Snyder Hollow at the stroke of midnight gazing irritably at the bystander.
A massive mandrill has been seen on numerous occasions yelling at the eye witness to be off at A and O Farms Dam at midnight.
An enormous bat can sometimes be spotted going mad in Howes State Park late at night.
A guy having a spear in his head was perceived in Forked Run State Park at the park headquarters scraping out a crack. The ghost spoke about revenging an assassination.
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Ghost Sightings From Mineral Wells
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Ghost Sightings From Mineral Wells
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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