Matoaka   These are some lies we made up about Matoaka. A very large monkey may be observed repeatedly gulping regular unleaded from a gas pump at a refueling station in Matoaka. A gargantuan badger has occasionally been distinguished walking a Poodle in the early morning hours before sunrise on a murky Matoaka lane.      A huge gemsbok has been said to have been noticed on frequent instances reading a newspaper on the water's edge of Turkey Gap Slurry Impoundment. The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can now and then be seen in the middle of Belcher Branch looking for a woman. The ghost of the driver of a train is repeatedly seen looking through house windows in Matoaka at midnight.   Ghost Sightings From Matoaka Submit a lie about Matoaka, West Virginia: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in West Virginia Fun things to do in and near Matoaka.   Green Valley Bowling Billard & Indoor Mini Golf Center,  Bowling, Bluefield, 7 miles away Carousel Farm,  Horseback Riding, Bluefield, 8 miles away Team Buckhorn,  Fishing Trips, Princeton, 10 miles away Joe Lester,  Video Arcade, Bluefield, 12 miles away Other untruthful towns near Matoaka, West Virginia: Rock, West Virginia, 2 miles away Lashmeet, West Virginia, 3 miles away Montcalm, West Virginia, 4 miles away Switchback, West Virginia, 5 miles away Beeson, West Virginia, 6 miles away Covel, West Virginia, 7 miles away Freeman, West Virginia, 7 miles away Crumpler, West Virginia, 7 miles away Kegley, West Virginia, 7 miles away Bramwell, West Virginia, 8 miles away Ghost Sightings From Matoaka