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An alien traveler from space has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions flickering a flash light up on the highest spot of Airport Hill.
A lady having the head of a devil has repeatedly been observed at Marlin Run Structure One Dam at the stroke of midnight contemplating. Residents here allege that this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Marlinton local person.
A woman clutching her head by her arm is often observed by Alder Lick Run terrifying people. A local man asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Marlinton before the present.
Christopher Columbus is known to have been noticed on many occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise looking across Jericho Flat.
The phantom of a guy having half his head not there can regularly be seen down at Adam Moore Chalybeate Spring after midnight appearing creepy. One of the locals firmly claims that this ghost is that of a local person
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who settled here in Marlinton some time ago.
An enormous waterbuck may be observed often in Devils Garden late at night covering a corpse by a big boulder.
A very large chimpanzee has from time to time been spotted in a restaurant in the Marlinton area.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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