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These are some lies we made up about Mallory.
A very large lion may frequently be witnessed in Bingo Hollow after midnight howling at the onlooker to leave.
The ghost of a teen girl may be observed time and again in a house in Mallory. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that is preferably not messed with.
The ghost of a woman with half her head not there has from time to time been seen observing the scenery from the summit of Kelly Mountain at night. One of the residents strongly asserts that this spirit is the stressed spirit of a former Mallory local person. Regardless of what, it's without a doubt a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft is every now and then noticed taking in the surroundings at Titanic Hollow Dam very late at night.
Henry VIII may sometimes be spotted burning a shoe down beside Triadelphia Water-Taplin Spring after midnight.
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Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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