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These are some lies we made up about Madison.
The spirit of a young man dressed in a confederate uniform has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances in Madison Memorial Park around midnight hauling a cadaver across the ground.
The ghost of a strapped up gentleman may be observed time and again gazing at the vista from the pinnacle of Workman Knob at midnight.
The ghost of a bum has sometimes been spotted poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Madison.
An enormous mare has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions at Adkins Fork before dawn tossing rocks into the water.
A big bloodcurdling giant may sometimes be spotted checking out Black Hog Hollow in detail before sunrise.
A gargantuan mustang has regularly been witnessed in a row boat on Armco Steel Corp Impoundment appearing bloodcurdling.
Ludwig van Beethoven is often seen in a Madison highschool around midnight marching the hallways.
The ghost of an old hag has purportedly
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been distinguished on frequent instances in a mirror in a Madison flat; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object may frequently be made out in a home in the neighborhood of Madison.
A very large hyena may be noticed repeatedly flinging boulders quite near the entrance to Wayne National Forest.
A space invader from planet Venus has every so often been observed in a Madison area hardware store, strolling the aisles.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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