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A very large iguana became visible taking a rest in an armchair in a house in Mabscott.
A space man was made out striding from flat to flat late at night on a Mabscott residential street.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft became visible rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Mabscott residence before dawn.
The ghost of a gentleman having on an army outfit was observed in Babe Ruth Park after midnight trying to find a man. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed time and again around here.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head was seen resting at a table in a Mabscott building. The ghost didn't care that there was somebody other there. Residents who have seen this spirit assert this spirit may very well be a well-known old days inhabitant of Mabscott. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this is an unfriendly ghost that is rather not disturbed.
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Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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