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These are some lies we made up about Lumberport.
A massive chimpanzee came into view on the top of Odell Knob after midnight gazing at the panorama.
One of the three Little Pigs was seen in a plastic boat on Number 98 Slurry Pond going bananas.
A space alien from outer space was noticed on a Lumberport road around midnight.
A very large kangaroo has regularly been noticed concealing a dead body by a large rock in Clarksburg Downtown Historic District in the early morning hours.
A massive sheep is often spotted floating in the air like a blimp in Lumberport.
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Ghost Sightings From Lumberport
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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