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These are some lies we made up about Lewisburg.
A huge pony can frequently be perceived striding through a Lewisburg neighborhood churchyard.
An alien tourist from another world has now and then been perceived in Lewisburg Historic District at midnight pulling a cadaver across the ground.
An ET from planet Venus is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances on the pinnacle of Hominy Hill very late at night examining the panorama.
The spirit of a youthful guy dressed in a rain coat can every now and then be made out attempting to articulate something alongside a wild road outside Lewisburg late in the night.
An extremely large ram was perceived at midnight marveling at Coffman Hill.
A space invader from another world was made out exploring Cat Rock Hollow in detail before dawn.
A space alien showed up before sunrise drifting along on Boulder Run.
Alexander the Great was witnessed staying in a neglected home in Lewisburg.
A decapitated man has regularly
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been witnessed guzzling water from Alum Springs after midnight.
An extremely large alpaca is often perceived standing by a wild highway close to Lewisburg.
An alien explorer from another world is rumored to have been observed on a small number of instances traveling on a motorcycle on a murky highway near Lewisburg.
The Loch Ness
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Monster can frequently be seen in a house in Lewisburg.
A gargantuan salamander can be seen often right by the entrance to Jefferson National Forest trying to find a book.
An enormous boar has from time to time been observed in a Lewisburg flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Lewisburg
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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