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An extraterrestrial is every so often distinguished slurping water from Kimbrell Water Works Spring in the early morning hours.
An martian traveler from another galaxy is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of instances gazing at the water by Johns Branch Number One Dam on a dark night.
A gargantuan lovebird may sometimes be seen struggling to grasp something in Adkins Gap at night.
The ghost of an aged female gripping a handgun was witnessed reflecting mid stream in Acord Branch. This ghost is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been many additional accounts of this exact ghost.
A massive mare appeared flying across Jarrells Flats late at night.
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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