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A man with a machete in his head is every so often spotted in Big Hollow before dawn hauling a skull. No matter what, this ghost sure is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A guy's body having the head of a pig has allegedly been seen on several instances looking over Pat Flat before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a sword can occasionally be distinguished trying to say something up on Antley Knob.
Henry VIII has often been observed attempting to capture something in the middle of Apple Orchard Branch.
The ghost of a lady with numbers etched into her cheek is often made out by an old woman canoeing in a river near Kermit. Whatever people express, this is an intimidating ghost that is rather not upset.
A space man may regularly be noticed resting in an armchair in an apartment in Kermit.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets can be witnessed repeatedly appearing menacing by a streetlamp in Kermit.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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