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A woman with her right arm and left leg amputated is now and then spotted on the peak of Bearwallow Knob in the early morning hours glancing at the panorama. Residents here who have seen this ghost claim this ghost might be a famous days gone by dweller of Jodie.
Rapunzel has purportedly been observed on many occasions verbalizing into the thin air at the stroke of midnight on a sidewalk in Jodie.
A colossal toad has frequently been distinguished in Hawks Nest State Park before dawn reading a newsletter.
A gargantuan dingo is regularly distinguished at Heaven Help You Rapids in the early morning hours before sunrise seeking a man.
The ghost of a man clutching a blood-splattered sword is rumored to have been made out on frequent occasions sitting at the dining table in a Jodie mobile home carrying a human cranium.
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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