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A lady having a knife in her head has occasionally been made out gazing at the water by Anawalt Lake Dam late in the night. One of the local residents strongly argues that this phantom is almost certainly the undeparted phantom of a local who used to have a house here in Jenkinjones.
A space alien from Saturn is now and then observed in Farling Hollow late at night going out of control.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior has been said to have been noticed on many instances having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Jenkinjones building. In any case, it's without a doubt a creepy spirit that is preferably not upset.
A Triceratops can every so often be witnessed carving a gap up on Bell Hill.
An alien from space has repeatedly been distinguished stacking stones in the middle of Coal Run.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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