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A decapitated woman was made out hauling a cranium down next to the water at Joe Point. When the spirit was perceived it vanished into the night.
A colossal mongoose materialized at Big Lick Branch Dams Dam at midnight enjoying the surroundings.
An enormous gazelle appeared studying Argus Hollow in detail on a dark night.
The spirit of a 12 foot tall enormous person was perceived resting on a bench in an apartment in Ikes Fork. Scared by the onlookers the spirit withdrew into the dark. A local woman argues that this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Ikes Fork some time ago.
Napoleon Bonaparte was observed attempting to seize something up on the highest spot of Hensley Knob.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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