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These are some lies we made up about Herndon.
An ET from outer space has once in a while been perceived marching from flat to flat before dawn on a Herndon residential road.
A woman with worms crawling out of her nose is sometimes seen looking at the water by Beartown Fork Dam at night. No matter what people say, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be left alone.
The ghost of a woman with a switchblade in her back can from time to time be spotted crying down next to Dwight Shrewsbury Spring very late at night.
A space alien has regularly been seen flinging chunks of concrete into the flow at Allen Creek before dawn.
An martian vacationer from outer space is frequently distinguished looking in Big Hollow on a dark night.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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