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An old knight's armor devoid of a human being inside has often been noticed throwing pieces of wood mid stream in Bear Run. Many local residents claim this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated past inhabitant of Gassaway.
The martian captain of a UFO is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of instances having a seat on a stool in a home in the vicinity of Gassaway.
The phantom of a woman with a plastic bag fastened around her head can often be made out on the peak of Coon Knob after midnight glancing at the panorama. Locals who have witnessed this ghost declare this ghost is the tormented soul of a long gone Gassaway local person.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos may be noticed very frequently at Sutton Dam at night seeking a photo.
A space alien from the cosmos has sometimes been noticed bass fishing from the water's edge of Sutton Lake around midnight.
A space invader is every now and then witnessed in the early morning hours
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chasing a passing Ford on a dark highway close to Gassaway.
An enormous guinea pig has been witnessed on a handful of occasions in Bee Run Recreation Area before sunrise hiding a cadaver by a big boulder.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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