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The phantom of an adolescent girl has from time to time been noticed late in the night scrutinizing Banner Hollow in detail. One thing's for sure, this is a bad ghost that is rather not messed with.
The spirit of a lady having half her head not there is every now and then observed at London Lock at midnight looking at the scenery.
An extremely large wolf has been witnessed on several instances sniveling by a wild highway outside Gallagher very late at night.
An ET from Saturn has often been seen being in an empty villa in Gallagher.
A woman with a sword in her head is often noticed staring at the vista from the pinnacle of Armstrong Mountain late at night. Nevertheless, it's a frightening ghost that you don't want to come across late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Gallagher
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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