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These are some lies we made up about Falling Waters.
A Pteranodon became visible on a Falling Waters road very late at night.
A huge zebra became visible by the water at The Neck trying to seize something.
A colossal coyote was witnessed around midnight floating along Camp Spring Run.
A man with the head of a demon was witnessed hovering over the Pine Hills very late at night. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being seen.
A huge lion has regularly been perceived down at Big Spring late at night moving orbs around.
An extremely large quagga has allegedly been spotted on many instances gazing at the water by Cranberry Branch Dam very late at night.
A semi rotten human cadaver can often be spotted suspended in the air like a balloon in Falling Waters. A resident argues that this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolish people who are brave enough to upset the serenity in Falling Waters.
A woman burning, holding a petroleum tank has from time to time been
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observed in Byron Park around midnight covering a body by a large rock.
The Loch Ness Monster is from time to time observed flinging stones by High Germany.
The ghost of a farmer dressed in a hat is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions in a clothing store in the Falling Waters vicinity.
An extraterrestrial
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from another galaxy has regularly been spotted up on the apex of Boyd Mountain trashing an object.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object is frequently distinguished gulping blood from a cup on the shore of Potomac River Reservoir.
A colossal seal has purportedly been seen on numerous occasions trying on socks in a Falling Waters house.
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Ghost Sightings From Falling Waters
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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