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These are some lies we made up about Ellenboro.
An enormous dugong can repeatedly be made out dining on a steak in Brooks Hollow in the early morning hours.
An alien traveler from deep space can be distinguished repeatedly up on Vesper Knoll guzzling milk.
The Mothman has now and then been perceived floating in the air like a helium balloon in Ellenboro.
A space invader from planet Mars is now and then observed late in the night floating down Back Run.
The phantom of an awfully charred lady may now and then be spotted pulling a corpse across the ground in North Bend State Park at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ellenboro
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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